Category: rant

May 3, 2017 / / gonzo journalism
January 27, 2017 / / rant
December 13, 2016 / / gonzo journalism

How many people have years like this? How many years like this do you have in your entire life? One, maybe two or three? I’m so completely grateful for coming out the other end of it transformed that it’s humbling.

August 2, 2016 / / general
June 24, 2016 / / gonzo journalism
April 21, 2016 / / general

Groeningisms refer to the act of daily easter egg-like content that an audience comes to know and love. There’s something about that daily exercise. The daily act of coming up with something clever, or funny. Or, maybe not funny. Maybe something really devestaing—just dark, who cares?

December 22, 2015 / / general

Goal for 2016….know that the universe, for a short period in history, created a small blue planet capable of art, music, thought, war, pain, and suffering—and that it will all be forgotten in the grand scheme of things.

November 27, 2015 / / gonzo journalism
November 25, 2015 / / gonzo journalism

Be brave. That’s all I can say. It sort of sucks. It’s not perfect. But try it. People are really afraid of loneliness. I think this is funny, actually. It’s not so bad, I think. I’m so lonely in my real life sometimes, I think I might die and no one will notice. But, in practice, when I travel with another person, I end up cranky. I like to spend 99% of the time inside of my own head anyway.

October 25, 2015 / / gonzo journalism